Baby Placebos

Whenever I am out taking the dog for a shit in someone else’s yard and pass a couple, both of whom are over 30, and they are walking more than 1 dog, I always try to figure out which one is infertile. Its got to be her. The bitch has ribbons on, the male has […]

Your beauty inspires me to remember a line in a beautiful poem. I believe I am quoting Miggs' romantic verse when I say:
'I can smell your cunt.'