Baby Placebos

Whenever I am out taking the dog for a shit in someone else’s yard and pass a couple, both of whom are over 30, and they are walking more than 1 dog, I always try to figure out which one is infertile. Its got to be her. The bitch has ribbons on, the male has […]

I'm attracted to wholesome women like my grandmother. Maybe its because she was my maternal care taker or maybe its because I'm an incestuous necrophiliac.