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Memorial For Jason

A lot of people wish death by car accident upon me because of this site. Well let me tell you witty, insensitive, unoriginal pricks something, the jokes on you. I'm prepared. I've stolen like 5 "Jason" crosses from my pics, along with a ton of plastic flowers, I've picked a peck of pinwheels and have a pile of american flags so huge it would make George Washington puke on Abraham Lincoln's tits.

So bring on the motherfucking karma, I'm ready. Mine is going to be the biggest tastelessest, plasticky memorial ever. I'm getting into heaven or reincarnated as a cow for sure.

Oh, and Irony; you can suck my dick. And I have an asshole for you to lick Poetic Justice.

I'm not above apologizing for any errors I have made. However, I'm also not above wishing AIDS and gang rape on you and your family if you incorrectly assert I've made errors. Email me at jason@porkjerky.com to point out any errors I have made. Just be certain I've made errors.