I am almost scared to mention this because A. it has either been done, or B. will be done, but I think a fucking cross/wreath/ pinwheel/american
flag accident set you can buy at Walmart would actually be a huge
hit in this country.
Of course, Walmart could sell chocolate covered carcinogenic turds in a box labeled "Chocolate Covered Carcinogenic Turds" with
a sign showing how much the price has been reduced and make a killing.
God bless you Mr. Walton.