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I am almost scared to mention this because A. it has either been done, or B. will be done, but I think a fucking cross/wreath/ pinwheel/american flag accident set you can buy at Walmart would actually be a huge hit in this country.

Of course, Walmart could sell chocolate covered carcinogenic turds in a box labeled "Chocolate Covered Carcinogenic Turds" with a sign showing how much the price has been reduced and make a killing.

God bless you Mr. Walton.

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