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Do you love Viagra jokes? When someone says, 'Wanna see a Schwarzneggar impression?' do you get giddy with anticipation? Do you use the phrase 'giddy with anticipation'? Ever accidentally let out a little squirt of pee during Hollywood Squares? Be honest. Do jokes punctuated with 'What's up with that?' start you laughing hysterically?
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Thinking objectively only hurts the children and makes America vulnerable to the terrorists. So support our troups by accepting, without question, what I say when I tell you what and how to think.
Failed self-portraits, stand-up material, the hand-turkey I made in the 2nd grade, the kleenex from when I sneezed the image of christ, a 9-11 tribute and other random pieces of shit/art.