There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.
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That's pretty fucking goddamn close, but I don't think it's a perfect, exact replica of the cross used in The Passion Of The Christ (Movie Spoiler: He dies. Sequel Spoiler: He returns as a hard-boiled egg hiding zombie). Granted, I spent most of the movie finger banging my own asshole, but from what I can recall paying attention to, the messiah's actual crucifix was made of PVC pipe, had only 1 american flag on it, and the fake flower bouquet atop it wasn't faux crysanthemums but plastic easter lillies.

Also, the bona fide cross had pinwheels sticking out sideways from each end of its horizontal board. Finally, I know Jesus wasn't adorned with a crappy homemade necklace. He was either wearing a thorn of crowns or an 'FDNY' hat, I am not sure which one, again, finger banging my own asshole.

Other than that though, spitting fucking image. Well done, truly an honor to both the son of your lord and Tony.

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I'm surprised no one has thought of your excellent idea before. Sending a profanity filled email to jason@porkjerky.com wishing death upon me will definitely change my holocaustal ways.
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There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.