There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.
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I've said it 156 times before and I will say it and try and prove it again--I am not a psychopath/sociopath/nazi/vegan/war criminal/etc. I'm just an asshole who owns a camera, knows HTML and is mildly proficient at googling. Despite many peoples' opionions I am capable of empathy and pity.

For example, when I first saw the paw print on this cross in Lake Tahoe, NV; I instinctually felt bad. Humans dying in car crashes: Hilarious. Dogs? Heartbreaking. And just so we are all on the same page, by definition, dogs must weigh more than 10 lbs. Anything less that and its just an over grown rat which I'm more than fine with people chucking off overpasses as humans in cars blow by below.

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As openly a callous prick that I am, it amazes me that people still overestimate my ability to care or think that I value their opinions. Prove me right at jason@porkjerky.com.
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There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.