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Jesus, fuck almighty. Shit. How many god damn bible cult, post-secondary educational bullshit institutions does the middle of Pennsylvania fucking need? Its enough to make me thankful to live in Kansas, the state that just tries to force creationism into and/or evolution out of its public biology curriculum every 4 years. At least I can drive down a Kansas state highway without passing 5 bullshit christian institute/academy/educational establishment/just-don't-use-the-word-'college' schools.

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In the 25 miles from Harrisburg to Brodnersville on State Highway 22 it lists 15 different religious educational facilities. At first the dick in me I thought it was delicious that Neil Kohr crashed in front of a religious school. But, after doing the math (which only a few of those educational institutions offer), it's almost impossible for him to not have crashed in front of some cult school on PA22 & Harrisbon School Road in East Hanover, PA in July 1994.

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There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.