Like Nails Scratching On My Cornea

Ok, I dug deeper. You’re welcome. After my initial dismay at finding so many results for my youtube search of the word ‘blog’, I started on my prolonged dismay of searching through a ton of those videos to find a shitty blog on there to give an Intermittently Given Porkjerky.com Shitty Blog Award to. Oh […]

Video Blogs: The Future Of Boring

Lord, o’fuck, cunt almighty. Me and my great ideas. There I was, laughing my head off, enjoying my favorite pastime of watching serious injuries videos on youtube, when genius hit. Or more accurately–now that I know the results–when ungenius hit. I interrupted my motorcycle tricks gone bad video and immediately decided to type those 4 […]

I'm a pioneer in the field of being an asshole: To this day I am the only person to break off an engagement via the JumboTron at a sporting event.