The Miracle Of Turdbirth

Some times, when the lighting is just right, you situated yourself in the correct position, the stars line up perfectly and you’re willing to get a nose full of ass; you can watch the turd you are crapping inch its way out your butt. Its like watching the miracle of childbirth without any of the […]

Here's my impression of a person: 'Ooohh poor me. Why must I always be the one who faces the consequences of my poor decisions? Boo hoo hoo.' Thank you. Thank you very much.