Writing This Post About Writing This Post

Guess what dickshafts, I am trumping your boring pathetic blog posts about your boring pathetic lives. All you fucks who have ever blogged about essentially nothing, I am going to show you how it’s done. Right now I am writing this blog post. How fucking riveting is that? A blog post about writing this blog […]

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