The Turd’s Prayer

Posted by
November 17, 2009

Dear lord in heaven, Creator of all, provider of everything, giver of life and with whom I shall spend eternal bliss, I ask you to please hear my prayer today and allow this enormous turd to finally exit this vessel of a body that you have been kind of enough to bless me with. Oh […]

Squating 4 God,
No Comments

No, no, no. I didn't say that. I didn't call you a liar. Please, I'm not questioning your integrity. I don't think you have a hidden agenda nor malicious intent nor ulterior motive causing you to be deceitful. It's just that you're so fucking stupid you don't have a clue what the fuck you are talking about. I'm definitely not calling you a liar.
Updates | Random | Free Shit | R.I.P. | Omniscience | Log In | Gallery | Email Page To Someone