Felatio Philosophy

Which do you think is greater, the number of people who have never been on either end of a blow job or the number of people who have been on both ends of a blow job? If you could only be in one group or the other, which one would you choose?

In lieu of being able to score touchdowns, knock people out, hit home runs or even bomb dark-skinned populated nations; god has blessed me with the strength and knowledge to write HTML. I do these pages in his honor. Amen.