Holy Crap

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January 5, 2009

Finally a shit to be proud of. Now that’s how a real American man craps. Look at that virile turd. With shit like that obviously my dick is huge. Jesus Christ Almighty, its so enormous its starting to wrap around the god damn toilet. Yet again, I have impressed myself—and that’s no easy task. I […]

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Give those bible thumpers their due: Not only is abstinence the best way to prevent STDs and out of wedlock pregnancies, but if people would just stop fucking, in less than 100 years we could eradicate all human ailments.
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