Another Crappy Limerick

There once was a turd in my bottom He wanted to stay, but I fought him     After hours of strain     The beast finally slain Now to stop bleeding from my rectum

I find it disgusting that all epithets for black people are off limits. That itself is racist. So, with great pride I am offering the world a politically correct derogatory term for blacks: "N-worders". If you must, "N-worder Americans".