Humanity’s Greatest Accomplishment

Ok class, we’ve done it for my lifetime and we’ve done it for humanity on a worldwide level for one day. Now we are doing it for the entire population ever. We are answering the ultimate question raised by crapometry: How much shit have humans produced in our existence? I mean, it’s got to be […]

How Much Crap Could A Crapper Crap…

Let’s do some back of the toilet paper roll math: To give myself a margin of error, lets say I reached shitting maturity at age 10. All other turds before that will not be included. This will ensure all the numbers derived below are fairly accurate, and most likely underestimates. OK, here goes. Tomorrow I […]

Of all my bodily secretions; ear wax tastes the most awful but is the most socially acceptable to eat.