Little Dicks, Big Business

Call me selfish. Definitely a skeptic. Even content with myself, but it seems to me that a little dick would still work fine from this end. A big dick is nice and all, but I’m not going out of my to get one when the tiny pecker I have serves its purpose to me perfectly. […]

I'm going to take the high road and not even dignify that comment with a 'go fuck yourself you stupid, fat ugly cunt'.