The Case Of The Phantom Poo

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July 26, 2009

Here’s a mystery for you Nancy Drew. Where’s my shit? I swear to your favorite deity that I spent a good 90 seconds slowly coaxing a turd from my ass. I swear. Got the soiled toilet paper to prove it. I shit. I honestly shit. Right? Please tell me I didn’t hallucinate a crap. I […]

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Ever marvel at how uncivilized and unrefined we were just a century ago? In 1920, no one was shitting up a toilet 10,000 feet in the air travelling 700 mph while downloading tranny porn to their smart phone. Those are times I'm glad I never lived in.
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