The Secret Of My Excitebike Success

By my calculations, which are gospel by the way, people have been shitting for roughly 500,000 million years. That’s more than enough time to get good at something. In 1986 I played Excitebike for like 4 hours a day for 6 months. FYI, I got pretty fucking good. There wasn’t a trick or track I […]

My absolute fear in life is not burning enough bridges. I cringe at everyone I never called a stupid, puss-oozing cunt who should suck my cock.