Sludgey Fudge Factory

As this shitty blog draws to a close I swear to Mohammed I am not trying to short change you. There is a turd in that toilet. One came out of my butt at any rate. I sure as shit had to wipe my ass. In fact that’s were the majority of that turd ended […]

I'm a pioneer in the field of being an asshole: To this day I am the only person to break off an engagement via the JumboTron at a sporting event.