Make Up Turd

Now, I know I am violating my own HIPPAA rights with this post, but please, there is no need to worry about my health. Nor is my life endangered by being held captive and forced to shit against my will. I am perfectly fine and still haven’t crapped on a Saturday since I forced one […]

Literally or figuratively, when it comes to catching flies, honey and vinegar have nothing on a steaming pile of bullshit.