Opening Day

Message to the Team Porkjerky.com Shitters (you know who you are): Oh yeah, it’s a good day to be pounding some porcelain. Let’s put in a good workout today team. I know I know, I like to jump ass first onto the toilet like everyone else, but we need to properly warm up. I don’t […]

Somewhere, somehow, communism is rolling over in its grave, jacking off and laughing at us.