CNN, The Reverse SETI

CNN is a smoke alarm with dying batteries. Except less useful, more annoying and neither saves your life nor adds anything meaningful to it. Remember the last time the batteries in your remote went out? You did what any normal person would do, you lived with it for the first couple of days by making […]

No matter how famous or wealthy or important you think you are, within the next 48 hours you literally will have to wipe shit off of yourself.