Felatio Philosophy

Which do you think is greater, the number of people who have never been on either end of a blow job or the number of people who have been on both ends of a blow job? If you could only be in one group or the other, which one would you choose?

Everytime I see a balding, 500 lb piece of shit with eczema eating Cinnabon, smoking a cigarette and hobbling in line outside GameStop to get the latest WOW expansion; I just can't stop thinking to myself, 'That, came out of someone's vagina'.