Free Shit For Sale

Remember 15 years ago when we all sat around making fun of those dumbfuck companies who were selling bottled water? God damn, we were so smart and prophetic. Who in their right mind is going to pay money for something you can get free? What a retarded business. Bottled water. Those dumbfucks will be broke […]

Porkjerky.com Pet Tip #19: A dog should be big enough that I don't step on and kill it accidentally, but small enough that I can with my bare hands if shit goes down.