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Blogs Suck Ass For $800, Alex

Don’t try to out circlejerk blogs. You’ll just stand there with a sore, flaccid penis, throbbing balls, a pool of cum on your shoes and disappointment in your eyes as blogs continue to easily shoot out load after load of inanity.

Blogs can make a noose out of vapidness, loop it through the rafters of triteness, kick out the chair of intelligence while it blissfully jizzes vacuousness all over the internet as it slowly goes brain dead.

Allow me to prove it:

Game, set, match; blogs.

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.