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Memorial For Jim Aldrich

A Waffle house, and an Iron Skillet? A Frosty and a Peanut Buster Parfait? A Frisco Burger And A Po'Boy? Never in my wildest Sim City dreams.

And how's this for irony? Jim Aldrich was literally blocks from this heaven on earth called Oak Grove, Missouri when BAM. He takes an earth nap and gets sent to heaven.

Jesus, you cruel, cruel, sexy sick motherfucker.

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