There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.
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Grab white cross, write "DAD" Horizontally - - - - - - 1.8 seconds elapsed
Write "HARVEY", save time by reusing an 'A' - - - - - - up to 4 seconds
Hold it up and beat it into the ground - - - - - - 6.2 total seconds
Wrap 1st crappy flower bouquet around it - - - - - - 8 seconds--Hurry, Hurry
Throw 2nd shitty bouquet on the ground - - - - - - 9.1 seconds--You can do it
Drop kick 3rd bouquet near the cross - - - - - - And done.

Total Elapsed Time: 10.3 seconds

Its official, a new record in both speed and shittiness. Only minimal time and no creativity was expended. Congratulations, your tribute to Harvey is a tribute to the blandness of America --- Of you I sing.

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There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.