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Why can't every memorial I find have a light hearted, easy to poke fun at story? Like the guy who was bludgeoned to death with a garden tool? Or the douchebag who rolled his car as he was fleeing the cops? Or that dumb bitch run over while fighting with her husband in the highway's median? Why? Why can't they all just be simple, easy to emotionally detach from stories?

Nope, every so often I find an Alejandro Alex Neito and the story is so shitty I can't even bring myself to make the amazing Dirty Harry reference that the story begs for. Nope. I mean, his death has its own god damn wikipedia page. Not a good sign. Below is the short story:

On 3/21/14 in Bernal Hieghts Park in San Francisco, Nieto was shot to death by 4 San Francisco cops who fired 59 rounds at him while he was eating his dinner around sunset. All 4 officers were ultimately cleared by a jury..

You know what, that's enough. There's more shitty details if you want to click the links and find out. Let's just get back to the fun memorials, shall we?

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There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.