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Why can't every memorial I find have a light hearted, easy to poke fun at story? Like the guy who was bludgeoned to death with a garden tool? Or the douchebag who rolled his car as he was fleeing the cops? Or that dumb bitch run over while fighting with her husband in the highway's median? Why? Why can't they all just be simple, easy to emotionally detach from stories?

Nope, every so often I find an Alejandro Alex Neito and the story is so shitty I can't even bring myself to make the amazing Dirty Harry reference that the story begs for. Nope. I mean, his death has its own god damn wikipedia page. Not a good sign. Below is the short story:

On 3/21/14 in Bernal Hieghts Park in San Francisco, Nieto was shot to death by 4 San Francisco cops who fired 59 rounds at him while he was eating his dinner around sunset. All 4 officers were ultimately cleared by a jury..

You know what, that's enough. There's more shitty details if you want to click the links and find out. Let's just get back to the fun memorials, shall we?

I am one misspelling filled hate mail away from repenting, apologizing and giving my life over to christ. Send yours to jason@porkjerky.com. I am sure it will be the one.