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When will you punk teens learn?  No matter how hard you teeny-boppers try to be huge shit heads, you just aren't 
going to out-asshole the cops. They are highly trained, professional pricks and your amateur-hour asshole antics 
are no match for their major league motherfuckery.  
 Granted, Dalton 
L. Smith is to be commended in his attempt to be huge piece of shit, but it was still no match for the level 
of bastard easily attained by the Missouri 
State Po Po.
 Around 
1:30 pm on 8/17/12 Smith was on his motorcycle fleeing from the 
Village of Country Club's Finest doing 
about 100mph.  They radioed ahead to a state trooper for some help with the fleeing dickhead.  He obliged.  
The 
trooper pulled out in front of the rocketing dickhead. Smith rear ends him at a speed that destroyed the car, the 
bike and any hopes of an open casket. 
	 
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