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When will you punk teens learn? No matter how hard you teeny-boppers try to be huge shit heads, you just aren't going to out-asshole the cops. They are highly trained, professional pricks and your amateur-hour asshole antics are no match for their major league motherfuckery.

Granted, Dalton L. Smith is to be commended in his attempt to be huge piece of shit, but it was still no match for the level of bastard easily attained by the Missouri State Po Po.

Around 1:30 pm on 8/17/12 Smith was on his motorcycle fleeing from the Village of Country Club's Finest doing about 100mph. They radioed ahead to a state trooper for some help with the fleeing dickhead. He obliged. The trooper pulled out in front of the rocketing dickhead. Smith rear ends him at a speed that destroyed the car, the bike and any hopes of an open casket.

As openly a callous prick that I am, it amazes me that people still overestimate my ability to care or think that I value their opinions. Prove me right at jason@porkjerky.com.