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I am almost scared to mention this because A. it has either been done, or B. will be done, but I think a fucking cross/wreath/ pinwheel/american flag accident set you can buy at Walmart would actually be a huge hit in this country.

Of course, Walmart could sell chocolate covered carcinogenic turds in a box labeled "Chocolate Covered Carcinogenic Turds" with a sign showing how much the price has been reduced and make a killing.

God bless you Mr. Walton.

Have your attorney use jason@porkjerky.com when making good on your threats to sue me for being an asshole. Of course, the same guy who handled your back child support and DUI cases probably isn't the best representation in this civil matter.