A Winter Cleaning Ditty

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December 7, 2009

My yard has a year’s worth of dog feces That’s why I love when the weather freezes     Picking up turds     Is for the birds I just stomp frozen dog shit to pieces.

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Give those bible thumpers their due: Not only is abstinence the best way to prevent STDs and out of wedlock pregnancies, but if people would just stop fucking, in less than 100 years we could eradicate all human ailments.
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