Bob Sagetitis

I have an absolutely rational fear. My penultimate fear in life is that something I create will be universally loved. Oh jesus, I don’t know if I could handle that. I don’t like people and the thought of creating something that every single one of you sons a bitches likes all at the same time […]

Give those bible thumpers their due: Not only is abstinence the best way to prevent STDs and out of wedlock pregnancies, but if people would just stop fucking, in less than 100 years we could eradicate all human ailments.