If A Tree Fell In The Woods, How Many People Would Blog About It?

Is there nothing too mundane or trite to blog about? “I am going to the store”726,990 blog posts “I just got off work”219,771 blog posts “brushing my teeth”722,396 blog posts “cunt turd ass booger”1 blog post “going to bed”30,888,602 blog posts “my new hair cut”172,353 blog posts You really believe the world needs a boring […]

It saddens me that the most appropriate response to people like you in a situation like this has become an overused, hackneyed throw-away phrase. Although we have all heard it at least 4 times today just in passing, please allow me to say it one more time with heartfelt earnest and every fiber of my being behind it: Fuck you.