You Should Have Seen The One That Got Away

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May 17, 2009

She was the length of an oarsman’s row if she was an inch I tell ye. And thick as a turret to boot. This was my Moby Dick. Holy crap. I first noticed this beast at 2 in the morning. Rumbling, tumbling, churning and convulsing. Oh, it would be fight for sure. A fight I […]

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There is no "safe" way to do it. So I believe that abstinence is the only thing our children should be taught when it comes time for schools to teach them about autoerotic asphyxiation.
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