Life’s Most Important Question

Happy birthday to me; not you Gilbert. To me. So, what did you get me? I got you something—and its kick ass awesome. On this soon to be national holiday, I have decided to give the ultimate gift to the world. No, not my life on a cross so the gates of heaven will open […]

I'm going to take the high road and not even dignify that comment with a 'go fuck yourself you stupid, fat ugly cunt'.