My External Genitalia Can Kiss My Ass

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July 2, 2009

I really need to bring a book into the bathroom. Or remember to grab the remote. Or maybe bring a sandwich in there with me. Everytime I shit and get bored, like any normal person would, I start gazing admiringly at my amazing cock. Then I just end up getting pissed. First circumcision, now this. […]

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They can put a man on the Moon and a vagina on a man, but they can't cure the common cold. Then again, they still haven't put a vagina on the Moon, so I guess there's a couple more steps to go.
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