My External Genitalia Can Kiss My Ass

I really need to bring a book into the bathroom. Or remember to grab the remote. Or maybe bring a sandwich in there with me. Everytime I shit and get bored, like any normal person would, I start gazing admiringly at my amazing cock. Then I just end up getting pissed. First circumcision, now this. […]

There is no "safe" way to do it. So I believe that abstinence is the only thing our children should be taught when it comes time for schools to teach them about autoerotic asphyxiation.