As Useful As Tits On A Corpse

What a great month for breast implant companies. You can’t buy this kind of marketing. But daddy, they will not only help me feel better about myself but if in case I get a quickie Vegas marriage to some violent Cannuck who bashes my head in, stabs me 75 times, rips my jaw bones out, […]

Although I am, you don't have to be a genius to figure most of this stuff out.