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Next Cross -->
<-- Prior Cross
R.I.P. Main Submit A Cross Make Your Own Roadside Memorial
Memorial For Harvey

On your mark. Get Set. Go!

Grab white cross, write "DAD" Horizontally - - - - - - 1.8 seconds elapsed
Write "HARVEY", save time by reusing an 'A' - - - - - - up to 4 seconds
Hold it up and beat it into the ground - - - - - - 6.2 total seconds
Wrap 1st crappy flower bouquet around it - - - - - - 8 seconds--Hurry, Hurry
Throw 2nd shitty bouquet on the ground - - - - - - 9.1 seconds--You can do it
Drop kick 3rd bouquet near the cross - - - - - - And done.

Total Elapsed Time: 10.3 seconds

Its official, a new record in both speed and shittiness. Only minimal time and no creativity was expended. Congratulations, your tribute to Harvey is a tribute to the blandness of America --- Of you I sing.

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