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On your mark. Get Set. Go!
|Grab white cross, write "DAD" Horizontally|| - - - - - - ||1.8 seconds elapsed|
|Write "HARVEY", save time by reusing an 'A'|| - - - - - - ||up to 4 seconds|
|Hold it up and beat it into the ground|| - - - - - - ||6.2 total seconds|
|Wrap 1st crappy flower bouquet around it|| - - - - - - ||8 seconds--Hurry, Hurry|
|Throw 2nd shitty bouquet on the ground|| - - - - - - ||9.1 seconds--You can do it|
|Drop kick 3rd bouquet near the cross|| - - - - - - ||And done.|
Total Elapsed Time: 10.3 seconds
Its official, a new record in both speed and shittiness. Only minimal time and no creativity was expended. Congratulations, your tribute to Harvey
is a tribute to the blandness of America --- Of you I sing.