R.I.P.->Honoring Tom Hutchinson With Garbage

Re:   Roadside Crosses/Your Trip To Missouri

Hi, my name is jason curless and I wanted to find out what you think about roadside crosses--like when someone dies and then people put up a sort of memorial to them. So if you have 5 seconds could you let me know specifically about:

1. Pro or Con?

2. Would you want one if you died in a car accident?

3. Have you ever or would you ever erect one?

4. Ever been to Missouri?

Thanks a lot,

jason curless

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To:   jason@porkjerky.com

Re:   Thanks for the inquiry!

Thank you for inquiring into our services. We will be contacting you very shortly.

Sincerely yours,

Tom Hutchinson
Licensed Mortgage Broker
Approved Mortgage Consultants

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To:   info@tomhutchinson.com

Re:   Unanswered Inquiry

This is regarding an e-mail you sent me 2 weeks ago which was in response to a couple questions I e-mailed you. To my e-mail you replied "We will be contacting you very shortly." This confused me in that, Tom Hutchinson is an "I", not a "we". I excused the pronounical error and eagerly awaited your(singular) impending and promised reply.

Alas it has not come. Therefore allow me to iterate my questions.

1. Roadside Crosses: Pro or Con?

2. Would you want one if you died in a car accident?

3. Have you ever or would you ever erect one?

4. Ever been to Missouri?

Thanks again,

jason curless

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To:   jason@porkjerky.com

Re:   Thanks for the inquiry!

Thank you for inquiring into our services. We will be contacting you very shortly.

Sincerely yours,

Tom Hutchinson
Licensed Mortgage Broker
Approved Mortgage Consultants

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To:   info@tomhutchinson.com

Re:   Dead or Alive?

Dear Tom Hutchinson, or his Estate,

Along with my past unanswered e-mails I have other evidence that leads me to believe that Tom Hutchinson has died. This e-mail will be my last to you and will be used to verify your/his deceaseditude.

Now, if you are alive Tom, please confirm that you are by responding to this e-mail and including my name in the body of the message. Any response that does not include my name will be considered an auto-response/form e-mail and will be my confirmation that Mr. Tom Hutchinson of tomhutchinson.com is dead. Therefore please respond to this e-mail and include my name in the body of the message, even if that message is just 'Fuck off Jason Curless, you pig-fucking little-dicked jewish mexican whore.'

Thank you for your time or sorry for your loss (whichever the case may be),

jason curless

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To:   jason@porkjerky.com

Re:   Thanks for the inquiry!

Thank you for inquiring into our services. We will be contacting you very shortly.

Sincerely yours,

Tom Hutchinson
Licensed Mortgage Broker
Approved Mortgage Consultants

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