There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.
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Memorial For Ashley, Scott, Zach, Ashley & Debbie Lynn

I don't know if you can read them from where you're sitting, but each cross had a name on it. From left to right:

Ashley, Scott, Zach, Ashley, Debbie Lynn

Now prepare to have your mind blown. Ok, Ok, I know, I know, the loss of just one Ashley sends me into horrible crying convulsions, but to lose 2 really tests your will to live. So before going to the mind blow, lets take a moment to have a good cry. Ok, after composing yourself, rearrange the first letters of all their names and you get:

ZADALS

Yeah, ZADALS. That's just fucking freaky man. Of course not as freaky as creating a mini-graveyard 15 feet from 18 wheelers doing 75 miles per hour and hauling pig shit. But hey, to each his own I guess.

I know what you are thinking and you couldn't be more right. Someone needs to e-mail me at jason@porkjerky.com and tell me how little my dick is and how horribly I need to die.
There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.