There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.
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There is nothing more bittersweet in high school, with the exception of your randomly menstrual girlfriend finally getting another late period, than having a parolee, addict or general loser in life come in to talk to your entire school about walking the straight and narrow. Sure you're out of class, but you're forced to be an audience to someone who's forced to take the stage. Its sadistic, circular theater.

On August 5, 2007 Edward Kirk; veteran, cancer survivor, father and right-side-of-the-road driver, was killed when a chick crossed into his lane and hit him head on in Weston, MO. The judge punishes her with 2 years probation and punishes all the high school students in the area by making them listen to the bitch speak about her crime.

I don't know exactly what her talking points were, but if I was sentenced to do that I would have two: #1--Its better to be the median crosser than the median crossee. #2--the worst punishment you will get for doing #1, even if you kill someone, is being made to tell high school kids who are being made to listen to not do it.

By all means, e-mail me your thoughts, opinions, concerns and heartfelt wishes to jason@porkjerky.com. I can't sell your address to pornographic spammers otherwise.
There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.