Finally, a story with a happy ending.
On 11/28/4, Eric Richards crashed into that utility pole when he lost control of his vehicle which was traveling at an 'undetermined speed'
(I will leave it as an exercise to the reader to guess what multiple of the speed limit he was actually driving). He and his passenger,
John Fulbright, died.
However, it looks like the utility pole has made a remarkable recovery. Sure there's a shitty blue trash bag wrapped around it, a
dumbass waving besides it and has some crosses at its base that will probably plague it for some time. But the good news is, the utility
pole is up and utilitizing.