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Make Your Own Roadside Memorial
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On your mark. Get Set. Go!
| Grab white cross, write "DAD" Horizontally | - - - - - - | 1.8 seconds elapsed |
| Write "HARVEY", save time by reusing an 'A' | - - - - - - | up to 4 seconds |
| Hold it up and beat it into the ground | - - - - - - | 6.2 total seconds |
| Wrap 1st crappy flower bouquet around it | - - - - - - | 8 seconds--Hurry, Hurry |
| Throw 2nd shitty bouquet on the ground | - - - - - - | 9.1 seconds--You can do it |
| Drop kick 3rd bouquet near the cross | - - - - - - | And done. |
Total Elapsed Time: 10.3 seconds
Its official, a new record in both speed and shittiness. Only minimal time and no creativity was expended. Congratulations, your tribute to Harvey
is a tribute to the blandness of America --- Of you I sing.
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