Oh The Places You Will Shit

Allocation Of My Shit By State For 2009
Like an Electoral College map on election night, this is just a projection. Of shit.
I still owe you one turd in 2009, but through complex statistical polling, I project that this year’s last turd will will be awarded to the state of Kansas. The map above reflects [...]

Not to brag, but last night I tore my girlfriend's pussy a new asshole.