The Perfect Shit

Here’s a holiday mystery for you Scooby. What’s missing in the above picture? Give up? Here’s another hint. Subtract 1 from that and there’s your answer.

Quantum computing? DNA sequencing? Deep Space exploration? No. Over the last 20 years the achievements in those pale in comparison to the advancements humanity has made in passive aggressiveness. Silently unfriending, blocking from online feeds, not returning likes. Jesus, the leaps in conveying subtle resentment through emojis alone is amazing.