Solving Problems That Do Not Exist

When it comes to ignorant disillusionedness only fat ugly bitches can match the hubris of bloggers. I used to work with a misinformed, mangled-faced manatee. One day she lost her keys and everyone in the office was halfheartedly looking for them. Honestly, we were all pretty sure that they went down her gullet when she […]

There is no "safe" way to do it. So I believe that abstinence is the only thing our children should be taught when it comes time for schools to teach them about autoerotic asphyxiation.