Free Shit

How many times have you been putting together a Christmas card, looking for a desktop image for work or for whatever reason needed an image of someone’s shit? You hop on Google images, get lucky and find the perfect crap pic. But then you realize that you are unable to use it because of some […]

Solving Problems That Do Not Exist

When it comes to ignorant disillusionedness only fat ugly bitches can match the hubris of bloggers. I used to work with a misinformed, mangled-faced manatee. One day she lost her keys and everyone in the office was halfheartedly looking for them. Honestly, we were all pretty sure that they went down her gullet when she […]

Although I am, you don't have to be a genius to figure most of this stuff out.