Fuck Abortions, Will The Government Cover My Butthole?

What problems do you get with your asshole from old age? Loose Anus Syndrome? Soupy Bowel Condition? Wrinkled Brown Eye Spots? Sphincter Parkinsons? What’s in store for my pooper? Anything I can do to increase the mileage on it? I don’t want to sound like one of these new age, yoga posing health nuts, but […]

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