SUBROOT=ROOT + "omniscience/truth/"; // ROOT previously declared, using it to locate specific folder used
fstart=false; // determines if slideshow has been started once
going=false; // determines if slideshow is running
bgoing=false; // determines if in branwash mode
word1="farting"; // primary word to use
word2="fart"; // secondary word
word3="blowing ass"; // third word to use
pic2="slide2custom"; // pic to use for slide 2, custom is default
rate=8000; // time before slideshows switch
slide=0; // current slide of the slideshow
var show=new Array(9); // holds slideshow pics
for (slide=0; slide<9; ++slide)
// declares/sets/loads pics for slideshow
{n=SUBROOT + "slide" + slide;
show[slide]= new Image();
if (slide==2) n+="custom";
show[slide].src=n + ".gif";
}
slide=0;
function ae_truth(w1, w2, w3)
// startup fucntion, sets pic2 and assigns words as topic words for slideshow captions
{word1=w1;
word2=w2;
word3=w3;
pic2="slide2";
switch(word1)
// looks for topic in list, if found sets 2nd pic slideshow to that
{case "marijuana": pic2+="marijuana"; break;
case "pre-marital sex": pic2+="sex"; break;
case "quitting school": pic2+="school"; break;
case "pornography": pic2+="pornography"; break;
case "Islam": pic2+="islam"; break;
case "inter-racial marriage": pic2+="racemixing"; break;
case "underage drinking": pic2+="drinking"; break;
case "homosexuality": pic2+="homosexuality"; break;
case "abortion": pic2+="abortion"; break;
case "nose picking": pic2+="nosepicking"; break;
case "not eating your vegetables": pic2+="vegetables"; break;
case "masturbation": pic2+="masturbation"; break;
default: pic2+="custom"; break;
}
show[2].src=SUBROOT + pic2 + ".gif";
}
function stopgo()
// operates the play/pause button of slideshow
{b="Play";
if (going==false)
// starts slideshow if not running
{going=true;
fstart=true;
b="Stop";
skip(0);
}
else
// stops it if running
{going=false;
bgoing=false;
document.getElementById("fast").checked=false;
b="Play";
rate=8000;
}
document.getElementById("stopgo").innerHTML =b;
}
function firststart()
// starts slideshow for the first time when mouse over pic
{if (fstart==0)
{fstart=true;
going=false;
setTimeout("stopgo()", 1500);
}
}
function skip(n)
// advances or goes back a slide based on n, -1 is manual back, 1 is manual forward, 0 is auto forward
{var text="The slide show fucked up. Probably because of " + word1 + ".";
if (n!=0)
// if user requested change screen, stops playing of slideshow
{n+=9;
going=false;
document.getElementById("stopgo").innerHTML ="Play";
slide+=n;
}
else if (going==true) ++slide;
// if part of slideshwo and its still going updates next slide
slide%=9;
// gets slide to number in range
switch (slide)
{case 0: text="Prepare to have your mind blown with the scientifically proven effects1 of " + word1 + ".";
break;
case 1: text="Here's a nice happy family on a typical day at their happy home. They live in a nice house, in a nice neighborhood and have a cute, ";
text+="innocent child who has never hurt anyone and will most likely grow up to be the next pope (mother teresa) or president (first lady)."
break;
case 2: text="Hey, look, its you. But, uh oh, what are you doing? " + word1.toUpperCase() + "!!. What about all the people you're harming, or ";
text+="even all the horrible things it does to you? Don't tell me you buy all that '" + word3 + " is harmless' mularkey that the ";
text+="jew media and godless activist judges are shovelling.";
break;
case 3: text="Oh no its too late. With your help, " + word1 + " is destroying society. Looks like that happy family isn't so happy anymore, and they aren't ";
text+="as much of a family anymore either. 'Someone' who thought " + word3 + " wasn't so bad ending up causing the death of their innocent ";
text+=" child...";
break;
case 4: text="The worst part is that only did that innocent child die, but the angelic kid is now forever condemned to hell through no fault of his own. ";
text+="All because you decided that " + word3 + " was the 'cool' thing to do. To think, it's ";
d= new Date();
text+=d.getFullYear() + " and some people still believe that " + word1 + " is a victimless crime. Ha. ";
break;
case 5: text="Well, look who's learning the hard way that " + word1 + " isn't so harmless. Yup, just as every scientific study has proven it would; " + word1;
text+=" has caused you to go blind. First, you condem an innocent child to eternal damnation, and now " + word3 + " has cost you your vision.";
break;
case 6: text="Ouch. Blinded and on fire too! Boy, I bet you wish that you'd either paid more attention in science class or never even heard of ";
text+=word1 + " to begin with. But its too late now, you've inspired god's wrath. And by golly, for people who love " + word3 + " he sure does have a lot of it. ";
break;
case 7: text="And if all that wasn't bad enough, now you have to spend the rest of your life in jail with a huge felon quite literally up your ass all the time. ";
text+="Turns out " + word1 + " isn't so 'harmless' after all. If only you had listened.";
break;
case 8: text="Oh well I guess it isn't bad news to everyone. Looks like some people are delighted that you chose " + word1 + " over doing the right thing. Oh yes, look ";
text+="at all those happy terrorists. Nothing but good news for them, because of you, they won.";
break;
}
if ((bgoing==true) && (slide%3==2))
// if in brainwash mode, spits out subliminal message every so often
{text="" + word1.toUpperCase() + " IS WRONG.";
text+="Think to yourself: '";
switch(Math.round(Math.random()*7))
{case 0: text+="I must send naked pictures of myself to ";
text+="jason@porkjerky.com'";
break;
case 1: text+="I want to know if a dog's asshole really tastes that good.'";
break;
case 2: text+="A homemade tattoo of a swastika is just what my forehead needs.";
break;
case 3: text+="Why spend all that money for a professional genital piercing when I can do 10 for the same price?'";
break;
case 4: text+="Even though I don't have to, with all these thoughts I have been having I should probably register as a sex offender.'";
break;
case 5: text+="I want to eat my own poop, it probably tastes good.";
break;
default: text+="I must send naked pictures of myself to ";
text+="jason@porkjerky.com'";
break;
}
text+="'";
}
if ((going==false) && (n!=0))
// if manually changes slide, processes it
{document.getElementById("caption").innerHTML = text;
document.getElementById("slideshow").src=show[slide].src;
}
if ((n==0) && (going==true))
// if slideshow going and new request to change comes in, does it
{document.getElementById("caption").innerHTML = text;
document.getElementById("slideshow").src=show[slide].src;
setTimeout("skip(0)", rate);
}
}
function subliminal()
// controls brainwash mode
{bgoing=document.getElementById("fast").checked;
if (bgoing==true)
{rate=80;
going=false;
stopgo();
}
else
{rate=8000;
going=true;
stopgo();
}
}
function truthselect(n)
// toggles input form between select box and inputs
{link="";
html="
";
document.getElementById("switchtruth").innerHTML =link + "";
}